Deck the halls with boughs of holly fa la la la la la la la la 
Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la la 

Outside the carolers start to sing 
I can't describe the joy they bring 
'Cause joy is something they don't bring me 

My girlfriend is by my side 
From the roof are hanging cicles of ice 
Their whiny voices get irritating 
It's Christmas time again 

So I stand with a dead smile on my face 
Wondering how much of my time they'll waste 
Oh God, I hate these Satan's helpers 

And then I guess I must have snapped 
Because I grabbed a baseball bat 
And made them all run for shelter 

Its Christmas time, again 
Its time to be nice to the people you cant stand, all year 
Im growing tired of all this Christmas cheer 

You people scare me 
Please stay away from my home 
If you dont wanna get beat down 
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone 

Well, I guess its not cool to freak on Christmas Eve 
Cause the cops came and arrested me 
They had an unfair advantage 

And even though the jail didn't have a tree 
Christmas came a night early 
Cause a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package 

Its Christmas time, again 
Its time to be nice to the people you cant stand, all year 
Im growing tired of all this Christmas cheer 

You people scare me 
Please stay away from my home 
If you dont wanna get beat down 
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone 

I wont be home, I wont be home for Christmas (please post my bail) 
I wont be home, I wont be home for Christmas (please post my bail) 
I wont be home, I wont be home for Christmas (please post my bail) 
I wont be home, I wont be home for Christmas (please post my bail) 
I wont be home, I wont be home for Christmas (please post my bail) 
I wont be home, I wont be home for Christmas (please post my bail)